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Long before the Martians landed in Yellowshade, Simon noticed something watching him through his television. He may not be the greatest artist, but he tried to capture what he thought he saw observing him. Eventually, took the concept of "Always Observing" as his own mantra and recorded his findings on his web page.

These are limited edition products in association with the 2026 Mischief Night stream.

Bundle includes:
Always Observing (T-Shirt)
Always Observing (T-Shirt)

Select color: Grey

Select size

Always Observing (T-Shirt) Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

Supplier-provided measurements might differ by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

A useful tip is to compare these measurements with one of your own garments at home by measuring it similarly.

A Length

Begin at the collar on the top (high point shoulder) and draw the measuring tape down to the garment's bottom.

B Width

Start the measurement at the seam right below one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam underneath the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Position the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve and extend it down to the sleeve's hem.

Always Observing (Mug)
Always Observing (Mug)

Select color: Orange

Select size

More details

Always Observing (T-Shirt)

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

Always Observing (Mug)

  • Ceramic
  • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.27″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
  • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe

Size & Fit

Always Observing (Mug)

11 oz

  • Height: 3.79″ (9.6 cm)
  • Diameter: 3.27″ (8.3 cm)


15 oz

  • Height: 4.69″ (11.9cm)
  • Diameter: 3.35″ (8.5cm)

Quality Guarantee & Returns

Always Observing (T-Shirt)

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Always Observing (Mug)

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

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